Anonymous asked:
trainthief answered:
Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name
fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all
just a few things established in the fosters universe
- imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them
- 8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend
- a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street
- this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.
- imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues)
- babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people
- at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry

- this is all just treated as facts of life
hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible
It’s a hello kitty breast implant
Hello Titty
me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]
my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y
Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:

My computer:

my computer watching me click the “Restore” option for all of my tabs after shutting down unnaturally:

You should all be detained ASAP









